Isn't this light switch gross? It needs to be replaced. But how?
I know! I will educate myself on how to replace a light switch using The Internets!
The first step is to buy a new one at the hardware store. Hmmm, this one says "Lighted Switch." I guess that's because it is cheap and was made overseas. I am sure it will do.
Okay I did all that and now...
...I screwed it in too tightly and cracked the light switch plate.
If you need me, I am going to go lie down in a darkened room for awhile and think about why my life is the way it is.