Sunday, January 15, 2012

I'm So Sly

I have noticed that when I order coffee at a coffee shop and ask for room for cream, my cup gets filled only about 5/6 of the way full.

This is unacceptable. I demand the full value of my $2.14 purchase, damn  it, and those few teaspoons of coffee I am not getting mean I am not getting my money's worth.

So, I have stopped asking for room for cream, but then I add cream anyway. Devious, huh? I know what's up. Baristas of the world, you're going to have to wake up pretty early in the morning to pull the wool over this guy's eyes.

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